<Une Vie De Chat, A Cat In Paris>
Hello folks, I did that and I hope you like it! Sorry if it’s that long (and I didn’t put them all lmao).
the “i just like the music” guy
-may know the frontman’s name (unlikely)
-knows nothing about the band
-just likes the songs
-probably doesn’t know who’s dead and who’s alive
-Bonzo who?
the high guy
-loves psychedelic rock
-gets stoned while listening to hard rock n stuff
-even when not stoned talks really slowly
-weed and pink floyd 3 a.m. is that heaven
- “sup duuude”
the groupie
-most likely a girl btw 17/25
-sexually attracted by most rock musicians
-70s babe
-David Bowie’s god
-gotta style
the cult guy
-solid classic rock
-alternative af
-black laced boots, oversized sweater, round shaped glasses
-gets EXCITED easily
-reads a lot
-loves Tarantino and old school cinema
-understands music
the shipper
-ships basically everyone
-MCLENNON WAS REAL OK?
-LOOK HOW CUTE ARE THEY
-has an OTP in each band
-CAPS LOCK ‘CAUSE THEY ARE SO-
the passive aggressive
-kinda depressed
-kinda upset
-basically fucked up
-the Smiths but sometimes the Cure
-vegetarian cause Morrissey, but Smith was cool too
-…the world’s a vampire…ta ta ta ta
-“fuck off, man”
the “rock music’s the best” guys
-only listen to rock music because it makes them feel cool
-remind you that they listens to rock music every 5 minutes
-just know the most popular songs
-“hav u ever listened to guns n roses’ sweet child 'o mine? you gotta listen to it trust me man, trust me”
-don’t know the lyrics
-mix up the names (“yeah, Jim Morrison, u know, Van Halen’s guy…”)
the sub-culture guy
-todays music’s not like once
-misses the good old days
-knows all the less known songs
-also the ones from that album they recorded that year before the band was actually formed
-pop music sucks
-anything after the 90s sucks
-do u know Bauhaus
the punk kiddo
-punk rock babe
-wanna have fun
-has thousands band t-shirts
-cute smile but unworkable lipsticks
-i mean true punk rock so The Clash not Green Day ok?
-wannabe joe strummer
-sid vicious was not a bad guy
the overthinker rocker
-everything has a deeper meaning
-sure “girl got rhythm" it’s all about a deep complex human condition that involves-
-no, it’s all a metaphor
-u got it?
-doesn’t it blow ur mind?
-pink floyd enthusiast
-touches you while talkin
the 60s little flower
-all lost in a strawberry field in 1960
-loves the Beatles and nature
-pure soul
-sleepy and easy going
-Elvis and swing
-vintage
-doesn’t like metal/hard rock
the mr meme
-laugh at weird faces in old photos
-is a meme genius
-kinda nerdy
-makes us all laugh a lot
-Queen enthusiast
-“have u seen Roger in tha’ photo?!?!? AHAHAHA”
-very active on social
the nostalgic guy
-WHY ARE THEY ALL DEAD OR SO OLD
-never gonna be able to go to concerts
-cries by the record player
-vinyl’s a religion
-WAIT DON’T TOUCH IT, BE CAREFUL- -
-huge rock-related posters and photos on the closet and everywhere
-WHY WASN’T I BORN IN 1960?!
the road trip blues guy
-finest taste in music
-knows the basics aka blues is the way
-loves to listen to music while driving
-Rolling Stones are huge
-never existed anything better than Stones
-hates the guys who wear Stones logo on t-shirts and don’t even know who they are
-can tell you when a famous song’s a cover ((pissing you off af))
the girlfriend/boyfriend
-knows E V E R Y T H I N G
-sometimes a lil creepy
-can tell you every funny story about any member of the band
-has watched every single concert/interview video existent online
-“so now you understand why he felt so disappointed that time…”
-“that was why since that moment they didn’t play that song…”
-acts like they’re married
-got pillows with their faces on
the “i can play it” guy
-plays an instruments, most likely
-would like to be a rock star
-cover cover cover
-emulates the style but shhh always pretend you didn’t noticed
-basically not self-confident
the evergreen
-50/60 yo but still here
-always wearing band t-shirt
-kind and caring
-has been lucky enough to grow up with rock music
-cool parent
-doesn’t embarrass you
-“you know, when I was your age”
-rare creature
-gives you old vinyls
the peter-pan rocky guy
-45/60 yo and still a kid inside
-wears weird stuff n make up 'cause “it’s rock n roll honeyyyy”
-honestly embarrassing
-thinks it’s cool like that (but it’s not)
-probably drinks a lot and smokes like a chimney
-talks about rock musicians like as they were old friends
-“that time Keith Moon told me…”
the freak guy
-always wearing headphones
-walkin around like a fuckin survivor
-misunderstood
-unlucky with friendships
-antisocial cause society’s fucked up
-airguitaring and headbanging af
-can’t stay still while listening to music
-usually gets along with sub-culture guy
the Odin worshipper
-wants to live in northern europe
-loves cold and snow
-if a boy, loooong hair
-vikings is the best show
-lotr fan
-always serious on the outside but a cutie inside
-SUMMER’S THE ENEMY
-northen europe heavy metal
-bands nobody knows